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Friday, October 28, 2005

Refrancitos

- Me emborraché para olvidarte,
¡pero ahora te veo doble!


-Ojos que no ven...
zapatos llenos de caca


-Di no a la droga,
hay poca y somos muchos


-Un día estaba en mi cama viendo las estrellas cuando de repente me pregunte...

¿Dónde diablos está el techo?

-Voy a escribir algo profundo... Subsuelo

-Abajo las drogas!... Atentamente: Los del sotano

-Si eres un joven entre 16 y 18 años...
entonces tienes 17

-Gracias a Dios que soy ateo

-Intente suicidarme
y casi me mato


-Si la montaña viene a ti... corre porque es un derrumbe

-No soporto a las personas que no dan la cara... (anonimo)

-Dos cosas que odio:
el racismo y el negro de acá a la vuelta.


-Fulanito te quiero. (Menganita)

-No hay opiniones estúpidas.. sino estúpidos que opinan

-Cuando el río suena...
se ahogó una orquesta


-¿Para que tomar y manejar?...
si puedes fumar y volar

-Una persona es atropellada cada 5 minutos...
¿¡COMO LE HACE ESA PERSONA PARA AGUANTAR TANTO!?

-Antes de morir...
prefiero la muerte


-Existen 2 palabras que te abriran muchas puertas...
jale y empuje


-El que rie el ultimo
piensa mas lento.


-No veo la hora de irme.
(Un ciego)


-Antes era indeciso...
ahora no sé

-De cada 10 personas que ven la television...
5 son la mitad


-Trabajar nunca mató a nadie pero...
¿Para qué arriesgarse?


-Muerte a los pitufos...
(Los enanitos verdes)


-Te he dicho 100 mil millones de veces que no soy exagerado!

-El 67% de las estadísticas son falsas...
-En caso de incendio siga la flecha
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¡¡Dije en caso de incendio!!

-Si en Holanda usan suecos, ¿en Suecia usan holandos?

-Si la piscina es honda, ¿e
-Cuando un jugador se va por la banda...
¿el portero se va por los mariachis?


-Si el hombre araña,
¿la mujer rasguña?

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